What if MS made AIRPLAINES?

Top 15 things heard on MS Airways fligt:-''Don't worry if the plane turns vertical folks, it was designed to be oriented either way...''

-''Are we supposed to be dragging a ginormous power brick?''

-''Why is this plane so loud?''

-''Why does Sony get to have Snakes on it's plane?''

-''What's that 50 foot intercooler on top for?''

-''Passengers, please don't mind the copilot outside prying open the disc tray, I mean landing gear!''

-''Honey, why did you have to buy our tickets 3 years and ONE day ago?''

-People on the ground (in country voice): ''Honey, call the FBI, I just saw some weird red lights in the sky and then a big ole ball 'a flames?''

-''This is a hijacking, oh wait, what airline is this, nevermind... Allah Akbar everyone...''

-''Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE splash''

-''Ladies and gentleman, remain calm, I can coast her in, I learned this move on Ace Combat 6.''

-''Peanuts plus ability to contact your neighbor plane cost you $100 plus 5 bucks a month.''

-''MS Airways is so much better than Sony because all our passengers where headsets.''

-''All this compression may not be a good thing!'' Said by one person to the other 50 in his row.

-''Yeah, I heard like 7 of these babies went down already today, but I'm not worried, this one has a falcon.......what's that noise?'' What if MS made AIRPLAINES?
Lol, great post, hopefully it wouldnt get the red propeller of death and crash into a hillside and everyone would die!!! except for me, you know why? cause i had my trey table up! and my seat back in the full upright position! had my....... o gosh im rambling again.

jane iredale